me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for

→ Turn that frown upside down

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers

they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag

i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here

wait…

what’s this?

…

i-

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